May
11

As an “Early Adapter” it is already frustrating that I am still forced to lug around a laptop computer with an antiquated optical drive and steampunk driven hard disk drive. But, now the media is actually encouraging these steps backwards.

Don’t Drop The Remote!

Local print newspapers are soliciting their 8×10″ 60 page TV Guides here in the northeast. What the fuck is that about. And, they are shamelessly targeting the already frustrated and confused elderly people by featuring a 70-something couple in their cable commercials bickering over how difficult it is to navigate the on screen guides. So, in the catch moment of the 45 second ad, the wife slaps her spouse with her “TV Weekly” and points out that the rerun of House that he’s looking for on a non-HD channel is on channel 85. Proclaiming, “Now aren’t you glad we got TV Weekly”.

Let me give our technology challenged friends a little enlightenment.

1. You have to pay for another subscription in addition to the one you shell out to have a newspaper on your porch every morning. The fact that you are still one of the last 15,000 people in the country still getting a newspaper delivered to your door is another conversation. But, for the elderly on a fixed income, paying even more for a second redundant publication blows my mind. Especially when the most comprehensive entertainment guide on the planet is sitting on your coffee table. Your remote.

2. Channel guides are searchable, offer filters and allow you to set your favorite channels. They’ll remind you when your favorite shows are about to begin and most will even save your favorite shows so that you can watch them when you get up at 4am since you missed them when you went to bed at 7:30pm.

The last time I saw a copy of TV Guide was next to my father’s armchair. I rarely used the guide myself. I knew exactly what channel MTV was on back then. Of course, their were only 15 channels in those days.

Online Technology Schools Are Hardly Educating

“For more information about obtaining your Online Degree in Technology, just pick up your phone and Call 1-800-WeR-DUMB and we’ll Mail you your informative welcome package”. I don’t think I need to go in to much detail on this one.

Calling Dr. Dumbass

I have 3 different Doctors but all of them have one thing in common. They bill via the United States Postal Service. Worse, I am unable to pay them unless I write and mail them a check or money order or call them and give them my credit card number. This is frustrating for a couple of reasons.

1. I haven’t written a paper check in almost 10 years. My current checking account doesn’t even offer the option of ordering paper checks.

2. I don’t buy stamps. Why not? Because I don’t fucking mail anything EXCEPT payment for my recent doctor visits!

Now, I’ve attempted to pay before I leave the doctor’s office. However, things like blood tests, etc. aren’t billed by my doctor. They’re billed by the blood testing lab which is not on premises. I am normally tolerant enough to overlook this lack of communication and technology. But, it is very difficult to avoid going in to an Incredible Hulk rage when the doctor’s assistant who is explaining the billing process to me is holding a god damned iPad!

A DVD Does Not Equate To Ownership

With digital deliveries of media content surpassing physical media (DVD, BluRay, CD-Rom) by 150% last year; there is absolutely no reason that you have to own a copy of anything on any of these mentioned mediums. Therefor, I do not need an optical drive in my computer. However, the computer manufacturers are still shipping majority of their new computer models with optical drives because Grandpa George will have a stroke if he does not have the physical disk in hand to prove that he owns the software or movie he purchased. As if the Software Police are going to come to his door and demand that he prove that he owns that copy of Quicken ’97 by presenting them with his original CD-Rom.

Download the software. It is less expensive. It is environmentally friendly. And, your software will be up to date so that you can avoid the 36 hour update required before you can actually use the software. As for movies. When was the last time that anybody rented a movie from a Blockbuster or Hollywood Video store? Most movies are available On Demand from your cable or satellite providers the day that they are released on DVD/BluRay. Sometimes sooner. You can also own a movie via outlets such as iTunes, Vudu and Amazon and watch them on your television as well as any of your mobile devices and computers anywhere at anytime without having to hoard discs in your entertainment center on a medium that is likely to be as antiquated as Beta VHS in less than 2 years.

Bottom Line

I realize that many people are scared or confused by new technology. Realistically, most of these people will be dead of natural causes inside of 10 years. So, is it really cost efficient for our economy and our environment to enable these people by encouraging them to hide from technology?

The answer is No. We need to move forward and let the late adapters catch up when they finally realize that we’re not going live in a retroactive society to accommodate their fear, confusion, frugality or laziness. It worked with the 3.5″ floppy disks, VHS tapes and 8-Track Tapes. When the stragglers finally realized that they were unable to obtain the latest media on any of these mediums they adapted or continued to watch Dirty Dancing and listen to the Fame soundtrack on their old equipment until their family and neighbors stopped making fun of them.

Until Next Time..

I would really like to purchase my next laptop without the bulk of DVD and IDE Hard Drives. Unfortunately, because so many people need an optical drive to watch movies because they won’t shell out $7/month for Netflix or Hulu. Or because some are so frightened that their photos of their family vacation will be hacked if they upload them to a cloud network. I am forced to either pay $600-$900 more for a slimline designed computer and pay my doctor bill by licking  a stamp and searching the city for one of those blue USPS drop off boxes.

Stop making my life so complicated just because you prefer to live your life that way.

Christopher “SpyderBite” Whalen

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July
24
What a Nerd wants, what a Nerd needs..
Geeks, Nerds and other basement dwelling conference attendees are impulse shoppers by nature. As a result I’m constantly asked “What is is the best <insert product or service here>?”. I’m unsure why people are so anxious to take the word of somebody they’ve never met over their own sound judgement; especially in the matters of money. None the less, I’m happy to offer my opinions and share my experiences.
So, each year I’ve compiled a top 10 list of my favorite products or services that have served me well in my Nerdish ways. Hopefully, this will give people some new ideas or perhaps extinguish a few misconceptions they’ve had about a particular service or product.
Without Further Ado
I’m pleased to announce the winners of the 2011 Consumer Nerd Awards!
Best Buy made the list this year (barely) exclusively for their revamped extended service plan (Black Tie Protection) and the brand new Buy Back Program. Anybody who has purchased a laptop or television and has somehow managed to break the screen or damage it in another manner which is not covered under the Manufacturers Warranty will appreciate the Accidental Damage protection the Black Tie Protection Plans offer. If it can’t be repaired, you get a new one.
The Buy Back Program takes the aggravation out of trying to sell your two year old television, computer or appliance privately such as at a garage sale or Craig’s List. Purchase the Buy Back Plan when you purchase a new item and depending on how long you own it, the condition it is in and the original retail value; Best Buy will buy it back from you at a percentage of its original worth and apply it towards the cost of a newer one. Ever been pissed off because the next generation of mobile phones came out two weeks after you upgraded yours and shelled out $200 plus the attached two year contract? How about the proud owners of a brand new iPad in May who woke up to see the ad for the new and improved iPad 2? You catch the drift.
Click Here to read more about Best Buy’s Geek Squad Black Tie Protection.
Click Here
to read more about Best Buy’s Buy Back Program.
Just because you live in your Mom’s basement does not mandate that she must also do your bookkeeping for you. And let’s face it, keeping your check book balanced is a pain in the ass.
I stumbled upon PageOnce while trying to find a check book register application for my Blackberry two years ago. The app aggregates all of your financial accounts and more! Bank accounts, Investment accounts, Credit Cards, eBay and Amazon accounts. PageOnce can even pop your email and update RSS feeds. I checked my account balance this morning while in line at CVS to pick up a newspaper.
Click Here to read more about PageOnce.
With the recent (and expected by most) downfall of Borders Books, it is obvious that e-Books are here to stay. It isn’t coincidence that Borders was the only book distributor that didn’t have an influential online presence in addition to or without any physical brick & mortar stores. Barnes & Noble stays a float with revenue from the Nook and e-book sales. However, B&N lacks something that Amazon has had available since the introduction of the Kindle eReader; A Cross-Platform application.
I don’t own a Kindle eReader and never have. As a matter of fact, I’ve never owned any eReader regardless of flavor. But, I have been reading e-Books on my PC since the early 90′s. The process for acquiring and viewing e-books has become much more intuitive since then of course. And, Amazon is responsible for the extremely quick evolution of the e-Book. The Kindle application is available for the PC, Mac, Android, Blackberry & iPad in addition to its own handheld eReader. The application is free to download on any of these platforms and Amazon’s library is nearly infinite. Rarely do I come across a book that is not available in e-Book format for the Kindle.
Nearly 11% of people who read regularly have stated they’ll never read eBooks because they are not interested in investing in a handheld eReader. I suspect that majority of those people polled were unaware that they had the ability to read books, magazines and even comics on their existing mobile devices and computers.
Amazon would have never made this year’s list if it had not developed a cross-platform version of their Kindle. I have a library of over 2000 novels, 20 magazine/newspaper subscriptions and over 4000 comic books available at any time and anywhere from my iPad, iPhone or PC. Try carrying all that around in your backpack or squeezing it all on to a 2GB SD Card.
Click Here to read more about the Amazon Kindle Store.
How many store “loyalty cards” do you have in your wallet and/or on your key chain? Seems like every store has their own customer card these days which you must produce at check out or provide them with your phone number in order to receive credit for your purchase.
CardStar is a mobile application for the iOS and Android that takes the bar codes from these cards and adds them to a virtual key chain within the application. For example, when the clerk asks me for my CVS card, I open CardStar, tap on CVS and voila, there’s my loyalty card number and bar code for the cashier to scan. Keep in mind, it is not a photo of your card, but an actual reproduction so that there is no room for error due to poor resolution in a picture/scan.
To date, I have removed 33 loyalty cards from my wallet and/or key chain. I only have difficulty with two cards so far. Rite Aid doesn’t scan at all and Stop & Shop‘s automated machines can’t read my virtual card. So, for these exceptions I either bring my physical card a long with me for the errand or I just feed the cashier/scanner my phone number.
Click Here to read more about CardStar, Inc. & the CardStar Application
6. Rhapsody Intl., Inc. (Rhapsody Music Service)
If you’re a music enthusiast then by now you have sampled every one of the music services available. Napster, Thumbplay (Now acquired by Clear Channel), RealPlayer, Pandora, Slacker.. the list goes on. But, have your tried Rhapsody lately? To be fair, Rhapsody had a rough start when Verizon Wireless yanked it in under their umbrella of apps for their feature phones. There was only a web and mobile web interface and the music selection was Top 40 or raunchy comedy.
3 short years later, Rhapsody has spread its wings and launched in to the online music business with a vengeance. The Player/Organizer is fantastic and Intuitive at the same time. A very difficult combination to pull off. The monthly subscription is an average $9.99. But, you get far more for your 10 bucks with Rhapsody than you do with Napster or previously with Thumbplay. Access to just about every song recorded, indie or commercial. And, you can download the music to your mobile devices that support the Rhapsody application dismissing the necessity to stream music when you are not at your computer. Of course you can still purchase music for competitive pricing so you can keep the purchase even after you have canceled your subscription. Note: downloaded subscription music will no longer be present on your computer or devices if you cancel your subscription.
The primary kudo goes to Rhapsody for their development teams’ ability to produce applications for all platforms and keep them up to date. Napster and Thumbplay for example, dropped the ball when RIM released a new version of the Blackberry OS. Those Blackberry owners who upgraded their devices were no longer able to use the mobile app to listen to their music unless they backdated their OS to a previous version. Not surprisingly, they had no problem making sure that the monthly subscription fees went through in a timely manner.
Click Here to read more about the Rhapsody Music Service.
If you’re like me, you take notes frequently. Most of the time they wind up stuck to the monitor in a collage of long lost thoughts and reminders. A couple of years ago, I started carrying a pocket notebook around with me. It was a little mundane and stunk of Rain Man. So, I tried about a dozen different “sticky note” programs. And, most were wonderful except for one small flaw. They were only available on the computer or device that I scribbled them on. The only synchronization option would be complicated for the average user; requiring a Sync server/service of some sort and strict use of limited programs.
Evernote is note taking application with all kinds of bells and whistles that one can take advantage of or ignore depending how complicated or simple their needs are. But, the gem of this application is that it auto syncs (for free) with all the computers and mobile devices that you have it installed on. In my case, 2 PCs, 1 iPad & my iPhone. The synchronization is so reliable that there isn’t even a “Save” button on the PC version of the app.
OCD and ADHD nerds everywhere, take note! (Pun intended) Evernote is a program/app that you must have!
Click Here to read more about Evernote.
Odd that I should pedal a credit card. But, in this case, I decided that the perks that this card offers are advantageous enough for the average Nerd/Geek that it was worthy of an award this year.
Years ago, Capital One was a high rate credit card for people with the lowliest of credit scores. And, it still is. But, due to the massive growth over the past few years, it has become a life saver for the technology enthusiast who can’t afford new gadgets and hardware because they go to school full time or are out of work. Easy to get approved and easy to manage with an intuitive web interface and even an iPhone/Android application for checking your limit, making payments and more.
But, the real reason that Capital One made this year’s list was simple. Customer Service. I was blown away by the service I had received from them when I called to follow up on a couple of payments that didn’t go through because I had transposed two numbers in my checking account number when I setup the payment account. Not only did the representative I spoke to confirm that there was no penalty for payments that are returned for anything except an NSF, but she also commended me for attempting to make more than one payment inside a billing cycle. As a sign of appreciation, she dropped my interest rate for me by 10%. I worked briefly at another, larger credit card service in the past; and believe me, that is NOT a common practice.
So, now there is no excuse to ask those dumb ass questions in a chat room going forward, such as “Where can I get a cheap Mac for under $100″ or “Do any of you complete strangers want to give me a computer and ship it to the UK?”. Apply for the card, get your hardware, and take responsibility for your own credit record now. There are no longer any excuses not to with the Capital One Premiere Card.
Click Here to read more about the Capital One Premiere Visa or Mastercard.
My experience may be different than those who live in different regional areas. So, I can’t guarantee that everybody will be as satisfied as I have been with this service.
Comcast’s Xfinity phone/internet/television service has changed (for the better) quite a bit over the past decade. Back when I ran an ISP the services that made up what is now called Comcast, were a joke. No more reliable than AOL dial up service. But, now they offer internet service that carries an impressive 98.9% uptime. In fact, here our home, we’ve had 100% uptime for two years. The only downtime we’ve experienced has been due to hardware that’s gone bad, but was easily replaced.
None the less, the award goes to Comcast for their Xfinity entertainment bundles. The pricing is affordable and the service is second to none. The best feature though is the various bundles they offer. We have a business class internet connection with no bandwidth restrictions, HD TV with all premium channels and a digital phone line for business. Excluding our tendency to purchase far too many On Demand movies; pay approximately $150 per month for all of the above. You can trim the bundles like a bonsai tree to find the perfect service fit for yourself. And, that’s what we love about the Xfinity services from Comcast.
Click Here to read more about Xfinity from Comcast.
Do you own a smartphone, tablet pc, iPad or laptop computer? Then you are already aware of the proper precautions such as the mandatory Zagg Invisibleshield. But, what type of shell or casing are you using to protect the housing of your investment? If not, you’re risking all kinds of unforeseen potential damage to your expensive electronic devices.
I came across Incipio about two years ago while trying to track down a pink cover for my fiances’ Blackberry Curve. It had to be something light weight and very thin but also offer great protection from the sharp and dangerous objects that bounced around within the confines of her purse during travel. I chose the Featherlight model and we’ve been using that design ever since on all our mobile devices. She has a pink Featherlight case on her new Incredible 2 Android phone, I’ve got the chrome/silver Featherlight on my white iPhone 4 and we have black Incipio casings on our iPad, Netbook and Notebook computers.
We’re a bit on the clumsy side so we have dropped everything at least once. And the Incipio products have saved us more than a few times from filing an insurance claim or re-purchasing a new device at full retail pricing.
Click Here to read more about Incipio mobile solutions.
There is nothing negative I can say about the relationship I’ve had with GoDaddy since they were a small domain registrar from Scottsdale, AZ back in 2000. Currently I have 4 domains registered with GoDaddy, rent a co-located server and host 3 websites with unlimited email and bandwidth. All for about $140 per year. That’s just pennies more than 10 bucks a month full service hosting and an undisputed 100% uptime average. GoDaddy received 1st place this year for sentimental reasons. Back in the 90′s I ran a hosting service with about 300 domains on it. We were considered one of the top 5 services for uptime with an average of 65% and hosting was $40/month for 10 megabytes of space and 500 mb of bandwidth. Bravo GoDaddy!
Click Here to read more about GoDaddy Domains & Web Hosting Services.
Honorable Mentions
Memotoo (SyncML service), Verizon Wireless (Mobile Solutions), Apple, Inc. (Computers & Mobile Devices), Asus (Computers & Components), Netgear (Routers), FreeCreditScore.com (Experian Credit Services)
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May
13

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May
13

They’re All Fruity

I have owned a Blackberry device since the time when their only purpose was paging and Email.

As it evolved, I proudly upgraded to the latest and greatest models never doubting for an instance the superiority over any other mobile device that hit the market.

An Apple A Day

Then the iPhone was launched and people rushed in masses to get their hands on one. Even sacrificing the quality of the service they received to the limited and at the time, overwhelmed, AT&T network.

I laughed at the fools as I enjoyed my secured pushed email and flawless signal no matter where I traveled in the world. The combination of Verizon Wireless and my Blackberry device was a recipe for perfection in communication.

Too Many Apps Will Spoil Your Dinner

Two weeks ago, I turned coat and purchased a new Apple iPhone 4 (White). Why? Simply put.. The development of applications for the Blackberry OS had all but stopped.

As each new OS version was installed on my Blackberry Bold (4.7, 5, 6.0) each of my apps shriveled up and died. In other words, they either stopped functioning on the newer OS or functioned poorly.

Meantime, I’m watching brand new shiney versions of the same applications launched for the iOS and Droid devices. Apps that not only functioned; but functioned better with more features never available on my Blackberry versions of the same apps.

For example, via a 3rd party application, I was able to view my Netflix account and even add movies to my ques on my Blackberry. But, on the iPhone and Droid versions, one could actually WATCH movies and shows from their ques. Inconceivable!

Research In (not so much) Motion

RIM has done a fantastic job at updating its OS for the Blackberry. It is stable and attractive. And I miss it badly. However, it relied heavily on the vendors who developed applications and those vendors were busy making really cool apps for the iPhone and Droid. So, I don’t blame RIM as much as I do the vendors for dropping ball and ignoring the market share by following the hype instead.

What’s A Fanbois To Do?

After hearing from the developers of the last functioning app on my Blackberry that they had no immediate time frame for an upgrade for the Blackberry OS platform. I called Verizon on the day that the White iPhone 4 was released, bumped up my early upgrade, bit the proverbial bullet.

It took about 10 days to realize that I was now 20x more productive than I had been while I clung on to my antiquated and barely functioning Blackberry applications. Web pages load quickly and there are almost no formatting/compatibility issues in the Apple Mobile Safari browser. I have all my favorite apps with all kinds of new features that I’d been missing out on before my transition.

Apple Is Not Rotten

I have always admired Apple, Inc. I’ve owned a few Macs and even few shares of Apple, Inc. stock in the past. It is a solid company with a great line of products. I personally prefer the Microsoft operating system. But, that is another discussion all together.

In other words, my disregard for the iPhone in the past has not been in spite. I simply enjoyed my Blackberry devices and the fantastic OS that was installed on each one over the years.

However, just like a computer, one will not be very productive without the necessary applications installed. And, unfortunately, it seems iPhone and Droid have beaten the shit out of the Blackberry in that arena.

Touch Me

Of course, as I write this, I discovered that RIM has announced the new Blackberry Bold Touch Screen. A device I had been waiting for a very long time. But, the desire to own this Golden Calf of Blackberry devices is but a passing thought as I multitask on my new iPhone 4 with up to do date and fascinating applications.

In Closing…

It is sad to see an empire fall. And, it seemed that RIM had a hold on the market share of mobile devices the same way that Microsoft does with Operating Systems.

I think that if all the software developers suddenly stopped developing and improving software for Windows and shifted their efforts to the Apple or Linux platforms; I would eventually migrate over to either one much the same way I did so reluctantly to my Apple iPhone.

I don’t see that happening any time soon. But, then again, in 2005 I never imagined that I’d be replacing my Blackberry with iPhone either.

Until Next Time..

Like a whore, the more flexible and adaptive you are, the more tricks you’ll be able to turn. When it comes to technology, loyalty has its place. However we must be willing to adapt to change or our personal and collective productivity will stall out.

Christopher “SpyderBite” Whalen

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June
29

22 weeks of sobriety has given back a lot of clarity that has been absent as a result of consistent beer buzzes over the past 25 years. The other day I documented the Top 10 Things I’ve Learned About Myself after 22 weeks sober. With this new gift of clear thinking I’ve developed a second Top Ten list titled:

Top Ten Things I’ve Observed About Other People After 22 Weeks Sober:

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