We were all created in God’s likeness. We are all God’s children. Jesus is God’s only Son. That makes us all God’s daughters.
That’s a lot of Lesbians.
So, God hates you.
Just breakin’ it down for ya.
- Christopher “SpyderBite” Whalen
Anybody want to go get a beer with me and celebrate?!
Just kidding!!
Actually, I didn’t even realize that today was officially six months since my last drink. I had been counting the days religiously on 3 different calendars for a few months. Then I just started marking down the weeks. And, then I just sort of forgot to keep track all together. That is until today.
Jenny handed me a gift wrapped jewelry box with a simple card that said “To: Christopher Love Always: Jenny”. I opened it to find a beautiful black gunmetal finished engraved ID Bracelet. On the front were my simple initials. And on the back…
Congratulations
~ 6 Months ~
“The fact that a believer may be happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunk is happier than a sober man.”
- George Bernard Shaw